Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones)
alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
(Source: chelseawoosh)
BEST.REACTION.GIF.EVER
Wanted
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
me: *sigh* i wish i lived in the 50s
suddenly i am thrust 60s years before 2013 into 1953 and watch as my rights practically slip right out of my hands and i am forced to live in an even more war-obsessed, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist society
but at least i have bettie page bangs and a poodle skirt
George The Poet; take a bow.
Far too much personal crap on this website…..
happy father’s day, dads
(Source: falloutqurl)
(Source: l0st-generation)
Alan Partridge the don.